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3 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 1,341 notes

mtchstrr:

We all have that one person who helps keep us grounded.

4 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 187,603 notes
anime trope episodes: the beach episode, the festival episode, the episode where someone doesn't know how to cook
western cartoon trope episodes: the episode where someone has several copies of themselves made, the episode where inanimate objects come to life, the episode that is a homage to a movie from the 1950s, the episode where someone is shrunk down to microscopic levels and placed inside the body of another person
4 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 22,911 notes

morgrana:

*stranger mentions fandom in public*

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4 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 295,155 notes

aka-cal:

marzzombie:

sixpenceee:

Found these interesting facts that make you think. Here is where I got them from: (Source)

IF YOU’RE LUCKY YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY MY GOD THAT WAS DARK

The last one has intrigued me greatly. However doesnt everyone get their chest cut open when they die or is that only some people? idk.  maybe that wasn’t the point but oh

4 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 119,503 notes

fandoms-for-fandoms:

archangel-abdiel:

Why does he have a black brick in his hand and why is he putting it in the TV?

thanks for making me feel old with that comment

4 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 47,687 notes

onehellabutler:

BELIEVE in yourself. believe in yourself, ask that guy out, drop that toxic friend, bury that body, elude the cops, commit more murders. you can do anything if you believe in yourself. 

4 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 49,143 notes

brommunism:

brommunism:

i dont think anyone is more serious about urban legends than theatre kids i mean once a kid had to go home from rehearsal bc he said the name of the scottish play onstage and someone punched him in the face

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of course i didnt what kind of fool do you take me for

4 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 36,304 notes

fandomizing-always:

dorozthy:

fandomizing-always:

Music theater fan’s iTunes be like

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I finale found my people

THE PUN OF ALL PUNS you deserve a medal

4 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 7,504 notes

alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously

4 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 85,286 notes