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humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

2 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 88,084 notes

mysteriouself3:

ahlemonscented:

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

huffpostarts:

In The Not So Distant Future, Glow-In-The-Dark Trees Could Replace Street Lights

Is that… is that even healthy?

There are sea organisms and fungi which glow in the dark and there’s fireflies and jellyfish which glow in the dark. It doesn’t do them any harm nor does it do the people around them any harm. I would say its pretty healthy, as well as it would mean more photosynthesis happening in cities which mean cleaner air.

I was just curious about how they were doing it and for some reason I didn’t think to click the link. But thanks! It makes more sense now. I was afraid it was some kind of chemical thing.

nah just genetic modification using existing bioluminescent genes. Genetics is really cool, and so is bioluminescence. I mean they’ve already made pigs glow using jellyfish genes and pigs are waaay more complicated than trees iirc. So they’re actually (i think) less likely to muck it up with trees.

In which case

GLOWY

FORESTS

GLOWY

TREES

GLOWY

EVERYTHING

(I like glowy things)

This is brilliant and eco-friendly.

*AHEM* I think you mean magic forests and magic trees and magic everything

2 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 68,301 notes
iswearontheangel:

i want to post the whole book
but can we just thank rick riordan for this because it is very important

iswearontheangel:

i want to post the whole book

but can we just thank rick riordan for this because it is very important

2 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 2,043 notes
milkmanner:


Miss u 8a8y

milkmanner:

Miss u 8a8y

3 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 10,119 notes
I am not Mike Brown. I am white. I am middle class. I am female. I am small. I am not considered a threat. When police see me they see someone who looks like them. They see their mothers, their daughters, their sisters, themselves. I am not at risk of being shot by police for existing while black. I am not at risk of being shot while unarmed. I am not at risk of being shot while armed with nothing more than a BB gun. I am not at risk of being shot for reaching for my wallet. I am privileged.
But I am outraged. And if you aren’t outraged, then you aren’t paying attention. This is America in 2014. This is our reality. It’s so easy to get jaded and to ignore these atrocities, to act like this doesn’t affect us. It’s so easy to get apathetic. In the past it was the youth who protested. Where is the rage of the youth? Where is our rage?
Like I said, I am not Mike Brown. But I am outraged.
3 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 62,996 notes
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clevercookies0417:

hellothisissatan:

This is literally how it is for a non english speaker to perfect a word pronunciation!

a vine by meshal al jaser

Jesus this is gold

3 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 17,872 notes

The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.

The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.

3 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 483,362 notes

burgerkid:

me trying to exercise

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3 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 168,445 notes
asubmissiveintraining:

This always makes me laugh.

asubmissiveintraining:

This always makes me laugh.

3 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 268,909 notes

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

3 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 357,931 notes