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homolesbians:

jannapahkina:

"so there’s this new show….."

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"there’s lesbians in it"

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Accurate

1 hour ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 4,684 notes

susiron:

I did a thing

1 hour ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 33,380 notes

suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

1 hour ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 54,474 notes

Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

did-you-kno:

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Source

1 hour ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 18,066 notes

crimson-sun:

Doodle

1 hour ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 11,255 notes

hotboysofficial:

when someone tickles ur neck

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sassy-rising-angel:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

genuinewonderment:

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD

thor’s pokerface

1 hour ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 128,236 notes

yass-god:

real acting

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